The lesser-known milestones:
• Baby can successfully "latch on" to your lips and the cat's paw.
• Baby can impersonate a larva for upward of 15 minutes at a time.
• Pooping baby can be mistaken for an active volcano.
• Baby cries so hard that tonsils become visible.
• Baby pulls out a dozen or more hairs with a single grab at your head.
• When crumbs fall on his or her head during nursing sessions, baby swivels neck 45 degrees to look up.